Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Ode to my Phone

Oh cellular phone,
I could not live without.
You bless my soul with your ability to communicate. 
I feel a passion from deep within, 
A passion that is beyond measurement,
 A fiery passion of the greatest gratitude. 
Without  you I would be no more, 
My friends and family would take interest no more.
For that reason I thank you with all my heart and nothing more.
With my boredom you bring news for better or worse, 
 So I thank you and that is all.

1 comment:

  1. This is truly funny. For extra credit would you recite in in class melodramatically?

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