Oh cellular phone,
I could not live without.
You bless my soul with your ability to communicate.
I feel a passion from deep within,
A passion that is beyond measurement,
A fiery passion of the greatest gratitude.
Without you I would be no more,
My friends and family would take interest no more.
For that reason I thank you with all my heart and nothing more.
With my boredom you bring news for better or worse,
So I thank you and that is all.
This is truly funny. For extra credit would you recite in in class melodramatically?
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